Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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