Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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