So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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