is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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