So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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