i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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