Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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