Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize