I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
How external is "for external use only"?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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