just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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