I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize
