To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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