just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
They are going to name an STD after you.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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