it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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