Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Randomize
