That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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