dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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