she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So much rum. So many feels.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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