In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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