is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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