So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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