Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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