Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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