Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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