Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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