We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
whose parrot is this?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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