I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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