Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
My liver just had a heart attack.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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