i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Can vaginas get frostbite?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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