He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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