What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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