loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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