I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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