just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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