Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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