I think i sorta joined a cult last night
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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