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(617): View more from Massachusetts

yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face

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(516): View more from New York

my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.

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(586): View more from Michigan

he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..

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(803): View more from South Carolina

You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.

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(818): View more from California

His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.

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(801): View more from Utah

Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.

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(360): View more from Washington

you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.

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