He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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