Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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