im holly from the hills drunk
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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