normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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