problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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