I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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