I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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