my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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