So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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