yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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