I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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