The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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