Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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