Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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