Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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