would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I got inside last night via doggy door
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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