THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
