For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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